Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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