i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My ATM looks so different sober.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize
