She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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