How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Even the bartender felt bad for me
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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