why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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