I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize