He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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