I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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