I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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