He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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