I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i will never coherently bang her
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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