no, he came in my armpit
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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