gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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