id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
