So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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