Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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