I need help removing her.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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