What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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