Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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