i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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