I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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