How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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