ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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