you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
