Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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