doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
