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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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