I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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