I just made out with a guy for $7.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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