If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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