Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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