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so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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