I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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