first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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