You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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