yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Still dying that you shit outside
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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