We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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