Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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