Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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