one two three fourrrrnication!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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