i just had sex bonerless
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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