I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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