So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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