Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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