: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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