i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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