my vag is so smooth its legendary
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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