Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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