My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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