Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just want nice things and good sex
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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