The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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