office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I need moral support for this bender
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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