i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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