Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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